i just want to be a cool kid

i'm elaine i'm 15 and yeah

Jul 24
  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

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“Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him” Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via tobusybeingyours)

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disneyismyescape:

nonsolokawaii:

Up Themed 1st Birthday Party (via)

THE DREAM BIRTHDAY PARTY

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dutchster:

one time i went swimming 5 minutes after eating, in case you were looking for a bad boy

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

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